Top Ten Things about the Shave
10.The suspense is gone.
9. The rain of hair on my clothes, furniture, and dinner is over.
8. I look better than Sinnead O'Conner and almost as fine as Nefertiti, but not as cute as my granddaughter.
7. Oil of Olay on the scalp. Mmmm!
6. The scarf gets some respect. Suddenly lines are shorter and there's room to sit in public.
5. I might tell your fortune.
4. I never have a bad hair day, and I can change head looks easily.
3. Sunshine on my scalp.
2. Shower spray on my scalp.
and number 1:
Standing in a 60 mph wind in a bare head. Whooha!